I thought I would share with you the results of a particularly fruitful session I had this week.
cat eyes are freaking me out
how to kill the parents. windmill?
can we use "motherf$@#er" in a middle grade?
I'm sleeping with him. No, it's midnight. You have to flee.
we think we can make you a dress
rats in clothes. those are poops.
By the way, internet search engines, I feel it's important for you to know that when I search for "rats wearing clothes," the following things should not, in fact, be deemed relevant matches. To be helpful, I have reclassified them for you:
"Bunnies holding hands."
. . . well-played, internet. Well-played.